Prince Andrew Battles Bankruptcy Before Federal Indictment

Somebody hurry and set up a GO FUND ME for Prince Andrew.  The Duke of York has resulted to food stamps, EBT.  He’s so desperate, we wouldn’t be surprised to find him protesting with #BlackLivesMatter for clout.  He’s ruined the British monarchy, and family name.

“His finances are in the toilet,” an insider tattled.  “He’s been stripped of his Sovereign Grant over Epstein, and he’s now poison to businessmen who used to beg him to lend his name to their projects.” 

Will Prince Andrew’s meager Navy pension be enough to afford his Swiss chalet mansion, body guards, and sex with little kids?  His friendship with convicted child trafficker pedophile, Jeffrey Epstein, is the reason for Megxit.

Prince Charles refuses to help his brother, Andrew.  He’s still trying to reconcile with son Harry, who’s all the way in Hollyweird, Los Angeles.  The pedophile cover-up has ripped the family apart.

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“That’s over now.  His mother, Queen Elizabeth, banned him from all public duties.  Charles is ashamed of him- and his nephew Prince William feels Andrew’s disgusting ties to Epstein and his Harem of teen slaves has all but destroyed the monarchy.”

It’s a foreclosure lien on Andrew’s $8.2 million dollar home, so he stole over $400k from a charity.  It’s difficult to comprehend a royal being broke, but trust us.  The Duke of York was bled dry by blackmail payments to American billionaire, Jeffrey Epstein.  We suspect Jeffrey caught the Prince getting nasty on camera.

We were disgusted by Prince Andrew’s interview confession, but the explanation earned a BAFTA nomination.  How else could he justify his years’ long friendship with rich perverts?  Epstein had hidden spy cameras in his London. New York, Paris, and the Virgin Island mansions.  So, Prince Andrew dropped fat Euros, to keep it on the hush.

“We believe his motive was to protect his own reputation and spare his mother any embarrassment.  It is his living nightmare.”

Virginia Roberts Giuffre told twitter and Netflix Prince Andrew slid his tiny tugboat in her 17 years young panties.  Epstein’s mistress, Ghislaine Maxwell, hid it all!  Andrew denies knowing Virginia.  We’ll see what happens when lawyers collect all the photos and video.  Prince Andrew was a married man with two teenage daughters, when he was photographed with sex slave, Virginia.

The Royal Family is in shambles.  Thankfully, Meghan fled with baby Archie.  Reports confirm Prince Andrew has been secretly indicted by a US grand jury probing Epstein, who was found dead in his jail cell.  Expect Andrew’s extradition to federal prison.  Will Prince Andrew die from a mysterious car accident, like Princess Diana?  Or, do the Royals have enough cash to clear Prince Andrew’s name?

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